Bake them, suck the squid pieces out, glue the pieces back together then serve. Voila
Apart-Surprise8552
… they want an onion ring without onions? What the actual fuck did the server put in? An eggless omelette?
I guess just fry the breading and hope for the best.
Drinkdrankdonk
Joshua doesn’t know what tentacles are
PunnyBaker
I understand what they want. They dont want the tentacle parts, just the head/rings portions. I’ll be honest, i have a love hate relationship with the tentacle parts. They taste the best but definitely weird me out to eat lol.
I blame the server on this one for not translating properly
tap-that-ash
Just missing the “seafood allergy”
vitonga

editoca
Soak them in two cups of vodka first
JrooSk8
No tentacles. Sub 8 oz sirloin.
IwouldpickJeanluc
Hahahahahaha
smmrlvr
No spiders, just sphincters
Sckillgan
Dough it up bud.
Pain im the ass though. I would deny it.
In_Unfunky_Time
QUESADILLA NO CHEESE PLEEZ
INSTEAD OF MOROCCAN CAN IT BE ALGERIAN
SoupAdventurous608
Squid no squid sub pig rectum
nsfw_ever
I put this on the server
offinthepasture
Pig anuses only
Brief-Pair6391
*menu test, heard
stej_gep
Rings no TESTICLES!!!!
Apprehensive_Pin3536
Tentacles are the best part
pastafarah
No squid lids… just the tenticals. I hear
SnooOnions3369
I get what they want, but it’s a hard no from me.
acrankychef
Oh I see what they want. I thought they wanted you to decrumb the calamari and just serve the crumb casing haha
Ahi_Tuna_Stack
That’s a pretty common one, at my old place they had buttons made for calamari, just rings or just tentacles. Me personally tentacles are sooooo much tastier
VincentVanG
LOL
Mellied89
Shit if I could order just the tentacles I would
AngryAsshole8317
I understand the order but, I would still be busting his balls…
SeismicRipFart
‘Heard?’ In question form is probably my single favorite piece of kitchen lingo. Certain cooks I can have entire dialogues with using nothing but the word ‘heard’ in different tones lol.
IceFisherP26
We once got a ticket for “add scallops (shellfish allergy)”
ryanthedowning
Just order the fuggin onion rings then
JunglyPep
Best to just say no to this kind of crap. You don’t want these customers anyway. They’re better off staying at home and having mommy cut the crusts off their pb&j.
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Bake them, suck the squid pieces out, glue the pieces back together then serve. Voila
… they want an onion ring without onions? What the actual fuck did the server put in? An eggless omelette?
I guess just fry the breading and hope for the best.
Joshua doesn’t know what tentacles are
I understand what they want. They dont want the tentacle parts, just the head/rings portions. I’ll be honest, i have a love hate relationship with the tentacle parts. They taste the best but definitely weird me out to eat lol.
I blame the server on this one for not translating properly
Just missing the “seafood allergy”

Soak them in two cups of vodka first
No tentacles. Sub 8 oz sirloin.
Hahahahahaha
No spiders, just sphincters
Dough it up bud.
Pain im the ass though. I would deny it.
QUESADILLA NO CHEESE PLEEZ
INSTEAD OF MOROCCAN CAN IT BE ALGERIAN
Squid no squid sub pig rectum
I put this on the server
Pig anuses only
*menu test, heard
Rings no TESTICLES!!!!
Tentacles are the best part
No squid lids… just the tenticals. I hear
I get what they want, but it’s a hard no from me.
Oh I see what they want. I thought they wanted you to decrumb the calamari and just serve the crumb casing haha
That’s a pretty common one, at my old place they had buttons made for calamari, just rings or just tentacles. Me personally tentacles are sooooo much tastier
LOL
Shit if I could order just the tentacles I would
I understand the order but, I would still be busting his balls…
‘Heard?’ In question form is probably my single favorite piece of kitchen lingo. Certain cooks I can have entire dialogues with using nothing but the word ‘heard’ in different tones lol.
We once got a ticket for “add scallops (shellfish allergy)”
Just order the fuggin onion rings then
Best to just say no to this kind of crap. You don’t want these customers anyway. They’re better off staying at home and having mommy cut the crusts off their pb&j.
Oh. No pointy squid bits
I had to read that twice and I still went “Huh?”
The tentacles are my favorite